{"id":591,"date":"2007-10-30T12:59:01","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T19:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=591"},"modified":"2007-10-30T12:59:01","modified_gmt":"2007-10-30T19:59:01","slug":"cute-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/30\/cute-guns\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute Guns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a frequent reader sent me a link to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisnext.com\/item\/B41186D2\/Hello-Kitty-Assault-Rifle\">Hello Kitty Assault Rifle<\/a> yesterday, I knew immediately I had to post it.  Its just so damn <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sevensquared.com\/blog\/archives\/000380.html\">cute:<\/a><\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sevensquared.com\/blog\/Hello-Kitty-Assault-Rifle_4.jpg\" alt=\"Hello-Kitty-Assault-Rifle_4.jpg\" width=\"230\" height=\"108\" \/><\/div>\n<p>The gun comes from a site called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glamguns.com\">GlamGuns<\/a> which is full of ridiculous guns, like the gun above and one called &#8220;My Little Carbine.&#8221;  Lovely.<br \/>\nBefore you start to get too freaked out about the next school shooting happening in a pre-K class, if you read the fine print, you&#8217;ll see &#8220;NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site.&#8221;  Furthermore, if you try to buy a gun, you&#8217;ll get sent to Amazon where you can buy a book called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0252069382\">A Theory of Parody: The Teachings of Twentieth-Century Art Form<\/a> whose premise is that &#8220;parody is a genre fundamental to 20th century art forms.&#8221;  The author&#8217;s intro states, &#8220;Parody is not a new phenomenon by any means, but its ubiquity in all the arts of this century has seemed to me to necessitate a reconsideration of both its nature and its function.&#8221;<br \/>\nVia Dave<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a frequent reader sent me a link to a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle yesterday, I knew immediately I had to post it. Its just so damn cute: The gun comes from a site called GlamGuns which is full of ridiculous guns, like the gun above and one called &#8220;My Little Carbine.&#8221; Lovely. Before you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,312,650],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}