{"id":518,"date":"2007-03-15T12:13:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T19:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=518"},"modified":"2007-03-15T12:13:28","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T19:13:28","slug":"i-want-to-pinch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/15\/i-want-to-pinch\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want To Pinch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going out to eat at <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/listings\/restaurant\/pinchpizza-by-the-inch\/\">Pinch<\/a> in NYC tomorrow and the name got me laughing as I remembered a humorous series of Honda Element ads.  They starred Gil the Crab who wanted to pinch everything in sight &#8211; who doesn&#8217;t &#8211; and if you know what I&#8217;m talking about you are probably laughing already.  Of course I went to YouTube and collected and posted them for you.   Watch and enjoy.<br \/>\nVideo #1:<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"405\" height=\"325\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/unkAvO9v2Nk\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"405\" height=\"325\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/unkAvO9v2Nk\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nVideo #2:<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"325\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lhkAGfS__mk\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"325\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lhkAGfS__mk\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nVideo #3: (never aired)<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"325\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/k-B2kkLMaNs\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"325\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/k-B2kkLMaNs\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going out to eat at Pinch in NYC tomorrow and the name got me laughing as I remembered a humorous series of Honda Element ads. They starred Gil the Crab who wanted to pinch everything in sight &#8211; who doesn&#8217;t &#8211; and if you know what I&#8217;m talking about you are probably laughing already. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[31,255],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-ads","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}