{"id":393,"date":"2006-04-26T17:15:07","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T00:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=393"},"modified":"2006-04-26T17:15:07","modified_gmt":"2006-04-27T00:15:07","slug":"ive-got-nothing-i-tell-you-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/26\/ive-got-nothing-i-tell-you-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ve Got Nothing I Tell You &#8211; Nothing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/eo\/20060426\/en_celeb_eo\/18894\">David Copperfield was robbed at gunpoint on Sunday night<\/a> but &#8220;despite being possessed of a large amount of cash, the illusionist showed nothing but empty pockets to armed gunmen who targeted him and two female companions Sunday night in West Palm Beach, Florida, police said.&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat would have been even better is if he made the robbers disappear a la the Statue of Liberty.  You can&#8217;t make this stuff up.  You just can&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Copperfield was robbed at gunpoint on Sunday night but &#8220;despite being possessed of a large amount of cash, the illusionist showed nothing but empty pockets to armed gunmen who targeted him and two female companions Sunday night in West Palm Beach, Florida, police said.&#8221; What would have been even better is if he made [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[148,255,542],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-crime","tag-funny","tag-robbery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}