{"id":3048,"date":"2011-07-12T13:57:03","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T20:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=3048"},"modified":"2011-07-12T13:57:03","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T20:57:03","slug":"zen-and-the-art-of-hot-dog-eating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/12\/zen-and-the-art-of-hot-dog-eating\/","title":{"rendered":"Zen and the Art of Hot Dog Eating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read a wry and witty joke yesterday that made me chuckle.  It&#8217;s been around for a while &#8211; eBaum&#8217;s World posted it in 2007 &#8211; but this was the first time I heard.<br \/>\nWhat did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?<br \/>\n&#8220;Make me one with everything.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asked the hot dog vendor, &#8220;Where is my change?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe hotdog vendor replied, &#8220;Change must come from within.&#8221;<br \/>\nLove it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read a wry and witty joke yesterday that made me chuckle. It&#8217;s been around for a while &#8211; eBaum&#8217;s World posted it in 2007 &#8211; but this was the first time I heard. What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? &#8220;Make me one with everything.&#8221; The Zen Buddhist payed with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[255,307,347,708,727],"class_list":["post-3048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-funny","tag-hotdog","tag-joke","tag-witty","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}