{"id":127,"date":"2004-11-17T11:38:35","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T18:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2019-01-09T16:07:58","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T16:07:58","slug":"virgin-mary-seen-on-a-grilled-cheese-sandwhich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/17\/virgin-mary-seen-on-a-grilled-cheese-sandwhich\/","title":{"rendered":"Virgin Mary seen on a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My co-workers alerted me to this auction for a <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=19270&amp;item=5535890757&amp;rd=1\">grilled cheese sandwhich that has an image of the Virgin Mary on it.<\/a> At first eBay yanked the auction thinking it was a joke but the woman protested and proved that yes, she has been sleeping with a grilled cheese sandwich on her bedside table for 10 years. It just has to be the Virgin Mary &#8211; look, no mold!<\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3790 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/32_1_b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"146\" height=\"186\" \/><\/div>\n<p>This is from the actual description: &#8220;The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potential mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The funnier part is this: go to eBay and type in &#8220;Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese&#8221; into the search box. There are now tons of auctions with Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese in the description title &#8211; they are all trying to take advantage of this crazy auction. There are non-holy grilled cheese sandwiches for sale, pics of the virgin mary for sale and even &#8220;Sexy Pantyhose NOT Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich&#8221; for sale. As my co-worker Jason just mentioned, &#8220;Why when someone sees a woman&#8217;s face on a food item, in a window, etc does that person automatically think its the Virgin Mary. What about other women, like Pat Nixon?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks Jason and Chris for illuminating my day<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My co-workers alerted me to this auction for a grilled cheese sandwhich that has an image of the Virgin Mary on it. At first eBay yanked the auction thinking it was a joke but the woman protested and proved that yes, she has been sleeping with a grilled cheese sandwich on her bedside table for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[255,500],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-funny","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3928,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions\/3928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/keymasterproductions.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}