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It seems that Michigan resident Robert McClain thought that his four-foot sword, chainmail armored vest, leather gauntlets and giant wooden mallet would be able to best the local police department.

“I’m gonna crush your fucking skulls,” Michigan resident Robert McClain warned police officers when they trailed him to his home after an auto accident. “I have a thousand years of power.”

It seems that a non-enchanted taser is more powerful than all of those put together, millennium worth of power be damned.

Thanks Phyl

It seems that a a 26 year old druid was arrested in England today for carrying his sword into a local hardware store. news.com.au has the full story.

“The 26-year-old was charged with possessing an offensive weapon after a security guard saw him with the sheathed 90cm blade draped over his shoulder as he browsed through a branch of Wilkinson Hardware.

About a dozen fellow members of the Insular Order of Druids sat in the court’s public gallery, while chief druid King Arthur Pendragon, wearing white robes with a red lion emblazoned on the front, acted as Williams’s legal adviser.

The sword, named Talisen, has been confiscated by police as evidence.”

I’m wonding if anyone I met at Tree’s wedding last summer is English. Thanks go to Chris DiClerico and his Blah Blah Blog for finding this piece of gold. He shall receive a +2 dagger along with a flask that restores 25 hit points for the effort.