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Best of Blah Blah Blog: Christmas Edition

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Tis the season to provide interesting and funny links courtesy of Blah Blah Blog:

1. Homeless Martians on Mars. The Mars rovers have had their solar panels mysteriously cleaned (which has miraculously increased the amount of power they create and then use) and the scientists at NASA have no clue. “Look, I don’t care what NASA tells us on this one. It is clearly alien intervention, most likely of the homeless squeegee kind.” Click here to read the entire story.

2. How to Kill A Polar Bear Without Using a Rifle. This is great – just great. ‘Nuff said.

3. Farm Sluts is a 17 minute movie starring Chris Parnel (from SNL) as an everyman whose life snowballs after he is caught accidentally looking at porn in the office. Click here to watch it and get ready to laugh.

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Best of Blah Blah Blog (week of 8/2)

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For months now, I have been enjoying the smart, esoteric and down right hilarious posts that appear on my co-worker Chris DiClerico’s blog (which oddly enough is located at www.chrisdiclerico.com). Many days Chris will arrive at work and ask me, “Have you seen my blog?” which means one of four different things:

A) He learned something interesting

B) He found something that is pretty cool

C) He saw something that is very funny

D) He did something that is one or probably all of the above and I’m going to laugh my ass off hearing about it

I will then go to his site, read the post and most of the time I’ll then post that info to my own site (giving credit usually to Chris). He has a committed base of authors who regularly post, which is something that I do not have. So, as an homage to his site, and to copy how CNN International airs a Daily Show “Hightlights of the Week” show, I have decided to each week to write a “Best of Blah Blah Blog” post.

Here is the first installment:

>> Create your own South Park character is a fun little app featured on the South Park site.

>> The Simpsons Personality Test is exactly what is says: you answer a number of “strongly agree/agree/disagree/strongly disagree” questions and the site tells you which Simpsons character you most closely resemble.

>> A picture says a thousand words. This animal is real. Sick!

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Two Heads are Better Than One

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You’ve heard the phrase “two heads are better than one” at some point in your life. In order to prove it, why don’t you check out a two-headed turtle? Okay, not convinced…how about then a two-headed snake? Okay, okay, so you don’t believe that adage. Well maybe two heads are not better than one – but six legs have to be better than four, right? Check out this six-legged cow – the extra two legs come out of its chin! How awesome is that?! Okay, okay, I got it…its not that two heads are better than one or that six legs are better than four, its that two bodies are better than one, like this fish that has two bodies!.

If you want to check out the rest of nature’s oddities, the Texas Reptiles web site is for you. Don’t mess with Texas – or else it’ll sick a six-legged cow and a two-headed turtle on your ass!