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Yo Joe!

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2009 is shaping up to known as “Year of the Joe” as there will be a new animated series titled GI Joe: Resolute, a full length live action blockbuster movie titled GI Joe: Rise of Cobra and a new Hasbro toy line of GI Joe figures. Sweet. I have kept my VCR in large part so I can watch the tapes I have of the 80’s cartoon (I have the first 100 episodes and the Cobra-La movie on seven tapes that I bought off of eBay about a decade ago). Yes, I love GI Joe that much.
Regarding the cartoon, esteemed comic writer Warren Ellis is penning the script for the new Joe series which will all of one hour long – there will be 10 five minute episodes and one 10 minute concluding episode of this dark adult themed “Ghost in the Shell” inspired cartoon. The bootleg trailer of Snake Eyes slicing open Cobra Soldiers is pretty bad ass but no one knows yet if it will be released as webisodes, TV episodes or straight to DVD and I frankly do not care.
Regarding the movie, while the fanboy universe is currently panning it, I have to say that the Snake Eyes costume looks, to reuse a phrase, pretty bad ass and I’m keeping my finders crossed. The Wikipedia entry reports that the film is an origin story set 10 years in the future, showing the rise of the Cobra Organization. The director Stephen Sommers said, “For people who know nothing about it, it’ll make sense. And to people who love this stuff, it’ll show where they all came from.”
Know you know all about the cool Joe stuff coming and remember, as Duke, Flint, Lady Jay and others always said, “Knowing is half the battle” The other half I suppose is actually watching these goodies when they debut.

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Rebooting The Muppets

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I try to read the NYT to my daughter each weekend. It’s extremely important for a child, not matter how old, to be read to and damn if “Goodnight Moon” doesn’t get boring the 50th time around.
One article I read today was about how Disney is finally trying to reboot the Muppet franchise and that I say “Its damn about time!” All sorts of things are being done, from having Miss Piggy tape “Desperate Housepig” sketches which will be included on Desperate Housewives DVDs to having Kermit the Frog interview athletes on ESPN. Of course, filming and releasing new skits to YouTube is in the mix – we are living in the 21st Century after all and that is the “low hanging fruit” of any new marketing initiative, right?
While I didn’t know if they would be Classic Muppet Show good or Muppets in Space bad, I was pleasantly surprised by them. So was the Muppet Central site which had this to say about the new videos:

“These shorts left me tickled. Not just because I was passingly amused, but because they give me a glimmer of optimism for a franchise I’d given up on years ago. In their ephemeral way, these shorts drill down to the same substance that’s on display in all those old Muppet Show clips: musical sketch comedy, well sung and absurdly executed.”

Don’t believe me? Check out the four new ones below and (hopefully) enjoy. As election day is getting close, I’m especially enamored with the first one. Said Sam to a young Scrooge in “A Muppet Christmas Carol:”
Sam the Eagle: Oh, you will love business. It is the American way.
Gonzo: Uh, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: Oh. It is the British way!
Stars and Stripes Forever:

Ode to Joy:

Habanera:

Classical Chicken:

Meh:

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Pretty Mary Sunlight

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I heard the other day that Jerry Reed, singer and actor, has passed away which made me a little sad. I grew up watching and loving Scooby Doo. Jerry Reed was a guest star on a New Scooby Doo Mysteries episode titled The Phantom of the Country Music Hall” and I fell in love with the song he played on the episode, a song called “Pretty Mary Sunlight.” He also played “Snowman” in the “Smokey and the Bandit” franchise but I was never that into it so to me, he was that guy on Scooby.
The episode’s plot was that Jerry was kidnapped and hidden somewhere within a music hall. The clue crew tried desperately to track him down all episode and did so by listening to him sing his song “Pretty Mary Sunlight” over and over and over again. All you saw of Jerry for about 50 minutes was him trapped in a room playing that damn song to try and get the kids to find him. Well, after an epic chase scene featuring a magical xylophone, Jerry is freed and all is well with the world.
So, why did this episode stick out compared to say, the Harlem Globetrotters, Phyllis Diller or other random celebs that were in these movies? Simply put its the song. The song is simple, catchy and insanly difficult to get out of our head once its in there. It is part of the fabric of my childhood and its not half bad either – check out the clip below.

Thanks Jerry.

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The Swedish Chef Visits Robot Chicken

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I love Robot Chicken and saw the clip below last night for the first time. I was laughing out loud then and was still laughing today when I told some co-workers about it. After they watched, they could not understand why I found this funny. In fact, the words used were “one of the unfunniest Robot Chicken clips of all time.” Strong words.
How about you decide if its funny and let me know via posting a comment – I’m curious.

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Battle at Kruger!

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When I see the word “Kruger” at first I think of Mr. Kruger who was one of George’s bosses on “Seinfeld.” You know, he’s the guy who gave away George’s prefereed “T-Bone” nickname and instead dubbed him “Koko the Monkey.” This instance of Kruger however stands for Kruger National Park in South Africa, a park where David Budzinski happened to be on a safari and where he caught on film a water buffalo calf / group of lions / two crocodiles / water buffalo herd battle royale the likes of which I, and many others, have never seen.

I first learned of this YouTube phenomenon in the NYT of all places – I know, right? Go figure. So far, the clip has racked up over 30 million page views. It has its own web site now and Nat Geo has filmed an entire special about it due to how a herd returns en masse to try and save a little calf’s life.
It’s a pretty intense 8 min – I actually found myself gasping at the video at the exact same time as when those who were there in person gasped – pretty wild (no pun intended) stuff indeed.
At the end of the video you hear someone say “You could sell that video!” and as the Times reports Budzinski tried but National Geographic and Animal Planet were not interested. It was only after the battle became one of the most popular videos in YouTube’s history did the buyers come calling. This Sunday at 9 p.m. Eastern time, it will devote an hour to a documentary deconstructing the drama. Pretty neat stuff. It just goes to show that the media walls keep falling.

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Sunday Jewy Sunday

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PBS’s NYC affiliate Channel 13 is going heebolicious this coming Sunday playing not one but four shows in a row that have the word “Jew” not only in the title but in caps no less.
First off is an encore of the recent landmark series The Jewish Americans. All three episodes will be shown in order, starting at 10 am and ending sometime around 5 pm. In seven short hours, one can see the entirety of the Chosen People’s US experience. It reeks of a pledge drive but should be interesting – luckily my TiFaux has one of those new fangled fast forward buttons.
Next comes The Jews of New York. I’m sure it only sounds like The Gangs of New York but who knows, maybe it will have a Meyer Lansky shout-out. I think pound for pound there are more great Jews in or from New York than in or from all the other US cities combined. Considering more Jews live in the Tri-State area than in Israel, that’s a pretty safe bet.
I’m kvelling already.

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Commercial Music

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Once Led Zep sold the rights to “Rock n’ Roll” to Cadillac I knew it was all over. TV commercials are great in terms of picking and playing great music – sometimes even better than the radio.
Some of the songs are so good they end up in my jukebox. The last song that I bought after hearing it from a TV commercial was Paul Van Dyk’s “Time of Our Lives” a month or so ago – it is featured in the current Jeep commercials. Before that, I fell in love with Royksopp’s “Remind Me” after hearing it in a Geico Caveman spot.
I’m happy that someone else cares about TV commercial music even more than I do as I’m hoping it will prove to be a valuable resource in the future. It took me way too long to track down the Jeep song…

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Don't Stop

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The Sopranos are dead. Long live the Sopranos. I am sad, yet exhilarated that the show ended the way it did. After watching the Sopranos finale titled “Made in America,” you will find yourself in 1 of 2 camps, you loved it or hated it, and it’s all because of those last 5 minutes in the diner.
I for one loved it. I think it’s because I’m a writer and one who believes the show is more art than entertainment. Who are we to makes demands of an artist? To me, David Chase created art that was displayed on a television screen. Who am I to argue with his vision? Who am I to tell him how his story should end? As an aside, during the episode we see a “Twilight Zone” episode and Little Miss Sunshine playing on background TVs. I think its Chase saying, “Look – writing is important. Its the story that makes the show.
In keeping with that thought, here is a great quote from the Chase. He said,

“I don’t think art should give answers. I think art should only pose questions. And art should not fill in blanks for people, or I think that’s what’s called propaganda. I think art should only raise questions, a lot of which may be even dissonant and you don’t even know you’re being asked a question, but that it creates some kind of tension inside you.”

For all those that want (and demand) closure, go find Da Vinci and ask him why the Mona Lisa is smiling. Oh wait, he’s dead. I guess you’re going to make up a reason….
Getting back to the show itself, there are 2 major theories and 1 dark horse theory about what happened. They are: Tony was killed, Tony was not killed, the audience was killed.
If you want to read more on first 2, The NY Times has 2 great posts in its Lede blog about them. I would read this post and then read this post to get a good sense of what is what.
I am in the “Tony wasn’t killed” camp because for 5 minutes, we get inside of Tony’s head. We get to know, and feel if your heart was thumping like mine was, what it is like to be Tony, where every second everything needs to be analyzed like it’s a threat. He is never safe, never truly happy, even at “happy times.” Sure, its possible that he died, that the Members Only guy is supposed to be Nicky Leotardo and that he kills Tony when he comes out of the bathroom but that is the beauty of this final episode: we just don’t know. That being said, the Nicky Leotardo theory has been slammed due to it having some huge semi-sized holes in it.
Here is another theory, more of a dark horse theory, but one I am now in love with it because its a combo of the one that I agree with (a.ka. Tony wasn’t killed): WE were whacked. WE didn’t see it coming. WE don’t see anything or hear any music because WE just died. You can read more about the “WE got whacked” theory here. Basically, the idea is that the show goes on, like life after we are dead, except we aren’t around to see what happens.
Lets talk about the music now. For a show that was so musical, the lack of music was telling. Steven Van Zandt said on Yes Network’s Centerstage the show featured the best music in any TV show ever. If you can, watch this interview on repeats. He is very smart, very artistic and very, very cool. In fact, I made as background noise for the dinner party we threw in honor of the show ending a music mix that only featured music used in a Sopranos episode. I couldn’t wait to hear what song they used as the last song so the silence to me was shocking and in the end awesome.
If you are on the fence about Tony not dying or about us being the ones “whacked,” think of the words in the Journey song: Oh, the movie never ends – It goes on and on and on and on – Don’t stop believin’ Even the band name is telling as many people say that life is a journey and we should enjoy the trip, not the destination you hope to reach. If that is the case, this is more weight behind the “Tony wasn’t killed” theories…
Adieu to a fantastic show. TV will never be the same again.

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Ali & Andy

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The clip below is of an interview Ali G conducted, or tried to conduct, with Andy Rooney. Like all of Ali G’s interviews, the subject gets pissed but this time it is because of Ali G’s poor language skills. For instance, Ali says “does you think” and then Andy corrects him saying, “it’s do you think.” Overall they get into quite a tiff about it which leads Andy to say at one point, “The english language is very clear. I have 50 books on the english language is you want to borrow one.”
For anyone who has ever corrected someone else’s grammer, please watch and enjoy.

Via Pere

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The Snuke

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Every time I see a funny South Park episode, I ask myself “why aren’t I taping this show?” Well, this past Wednesday night I watched a new episode titled “The Snuke” which confirmed that this show is still one of if not the funniest shows on tv, period. I laughed so hard it was hurting, my wife was crying and I now am recording every episode. 1104.gif.jpg
 
I won’t ruin the episode by providing any details. Just go rent it – buy it – tape it – do whatever you need to do, just see it. I think “The Snuke” should be in their all-time Top 10, along with the recent WoW take-off & the first Towlie episode.