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“…And Knowing’s Half the Battle”

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FROM EBAUMSWORLD:
“Remember how at the end of every G.I. Joe Cartoon they would have some short educational segment and it would always end with the line “And Knowing Is Half The Battle”? These clips are dubbed over with new dialogue and even some of the animation is changed and remixed. The result is so hilarious that I almost wet my pants the first time I saw them. Watch the videos closely to catch it all. If you don’t get it, don’t worry. It is meant to be random and goofy. We want to thank Fensler Films for creating these videos.

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Sacreligious? Maybe but they still are awesome!

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Inspired by the MC Paul Barman lyric, “I couldn’t stay calm because/ she revealed a bra made of two yarmulkes,” designer KS turns the fantasy into a reality but lauching Yarmulkebra.com. This site made me think of Jessie’s “shana punim” T-shirt which is put out by the Rabbis Daughters clothing line.That then made me perform a google search on this subject and I found the following at ABCNEWS.com:

Kosher Culture
Chutzpah Alert: Jewish Culture Gets Hip

Dec. 24 [2003] – It may have started years ago when Adam Sandler released his “Hannukah Song,” a laugh-out-loud ode to being Jewish during Christmastime with the refrain, “Put on your yarmulke, It’s time for Hannukah.”

Lately, Jewish culture is being put on the map with features in recent editions of Time and Time Out New York. Both magazines spotlight clothing that proclaims Jewish pride, or as one company seasonally puts it: “Chanukah Chutzpah.”

Web sites, including rabbisdaughters.com and jewcy.com, are targeting Jewish youth with pride T-shirts bearing mottos like “Jewcy” – a play on the popular designer brand, Juicy, which says it celebrates”kosher-style fabulosity.”

Rabbi’s Daughters sells T-shirts that say “Oy Vey,” which means woe is me and “Shiksa,” which refers to a non-Jewish female. The Rabbi’s Daughter line is now in more than 100 stores, and non-Jewish people are buying too.

Then there is The Hebrew Hammer, a new film modeled on the “Blaxspoitation” films of the ’70s, like Shaft. It features “an orthodox stud” who is a “sexy and powerful Jewish action hero,” the publicity material says.

It’s all for laughs.

But why all the attention now?

Julia Lowstein, who put a Jewish spin on J. Lo with her company Jewlo.com, says it is a way for Jewish to show off their identities.

“Younger Jews are accepting their Jewish identity and looking for ways to ‘represent,'” she told Time magazine. “With the alarming rise in anti-Semitism on college campuses, as well as in the national consciousness, young Jews are feeling that now is an especially important time to be forthright and proud of who they are.”

Even fashionistas and non-Jewish celebrities are getting into the act. Christina Aguilera and Kelly Osbourne have been spotted with Jewish pride T-shirts.

(thanks to Jessie for the yarmulkebra.com link which inspired this post)

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Science News: Things are getting just plain weird

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This article is from the Science & Space section of CNN.com. I think it, along with my title for this post, speaks for itself:

Doctors grow new jaw in man’s back

Friday, August 27, 2004 Posted: 11:15 AM EDT (1515 GMT)

LONDON, England (AP) — A German who had his lower jaw cut out because of cancer has enjoyed his first meal in nine years — a bratwurst sandwich — after surgeons grew a new jaw bone in his back muscle and transplanted it to his mouth in what experts call an “ambitious” experiment.

According to this week’s issue of The Lancet medical journal, the German doctors used a mesh cage, a growth chemical and the patient’s own bone marrow, containing stem cells, to create a new jaw bone that fit exactly into the gap left by the cancer surgery.

Tests have not been done yet to verify whether the bone was created by the blank-slate stem cells and it is too early to tell whether the jaw will function normally in the long term.

But the operation is the first published report of a whole bone being engineered and incubated inside a patient’s body and transplanted.

Stem cells are the master cells of the body that go on to become every tissue in the body. They are a hot area of research with scientists trying to find ways to prompt them to make desired tissues, and perhaps organs.

But while researchers debate whether the technique resulted in a scientific advance involving stem cells, the operation has achieved its purpose and changed a life, said Stan Gronthos, a stem cell expert at the Institute of Medical and Veterinary Science in Adelaide, Australia.

“A patient who had previously lost his mandible (lower jaw) through the result of a destructive tumor can now sit down and chew his first solid meals in nine years … resulting in an improved quality of life,” said Gronthos, who was not connected with the experiment.

The operation was done by Dr. Patrick Warnke, a reconstructive facial surgeon at the University of Kiel in Germany. The patient, a 56-year-old man, had his lower jaw and half his tongue cut out almost a decade ago after getting mouth cancer. Since then, he had only been able to slurp soft food or soup from a spoon.

In similar cases, doctors can sometimes replace a lost jawbone by cutting out a piece of bone from the lower leg or from the hip and chiseling it to fit into the mouth.

This patient could not have that procedure because he was taking a potent blood thinner for another condition and doctors considered it too dangerous to harvest bone from elsewhere in his body since extraction leaves a hole where the bone is taken, creating an extra risk of bleeding.

Artificial jaws made from plastic or other materials are not used because they pose too much of a risk of infection.

“He demanded reconstruction,” Warnke said. “This patient was really sick of living.”
Warnke and his group began by creating a virtual jaw on a computer, after making a three-dimensional scan of the patient’s mouth.

CT scan shows new jaw in place.

The information was used to create a thin titanium micro-mesh cage. Several cow-derived pure bone mineral blocks the size of sugar lumps where then put inside the structure, along with a human growth factor that builds bone and a large squirt of blood extracted from the man’s bone marrow, which contains stem cells.

The surgeons then implanted the mesh cage and its contents into the muscle below the patient’s right shoulder blade. He was given no drugs, other than routine antibiotics to prevent infection from the surgery.

The implant was left in for seven weeks, when scans showed new bone formation. It was removed about eight weeks ago, along with some surrounding muscle and blood vessels, put in the man’s mouth and connected to the blood vessels in his neck.

Scans showed new bone continued to form after the transplant.

Four weeks after the operation, the man ate a German sausage sandwich, his first real meal in nine years. He eats steak now, but complains to his doctor that because he has no teeth he has to cut it into such small pieces that by the time he gets to the end of the steak, it’s cold.

He has reported no pain or any other difficulties associated with the transplant, Warnke said, adding that he hopes to be able to remove the mesh and implant teeth in the new jaw about a year from now.

Paul Brown, head of the Center for Tissue Regeneration Science at University College in London, said it’s not clear any major scientific ground has been broken, and tests may not be able to show whether the new bone came from stem cells, rather than from the growth factor alone.

The operation put established techniques together, resembling a well-known experiment in which University of Massachusetts scientists grew a human ear using a mold on the back of a mouse in 1995, he said.

“If you put loads of blocks of bone mineral into a hole and you induce cellular activity by putting in growth factors, it’s a standard approach that people have used to induce the body’s own response,” said Brown, who was not connected with the study. “Clearly some of them are going to work and it sounds like for this patient, this has worked.”

Biopsies of the jaw bone could later provide some answers on the quality of the bone, experts said.
“Just making the gross tissue shape right isn’t really the problem,” Brown said. “It’s what the shape of the tissue is at the microscopic and ultramicroscopic level. That’s the architecture which is so tricky and which is what gives function.”

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Best of Blah Blah Blog (week of 8/2)

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For months now, I have been enjoying the smart, esoteric and down right hilarious posts that appear on my co-worker Chris DiClerico’s blog (which oddly enough is located at www.chrisdiclerico.com). Many days Chris will arrive at work and ask me, “Have you seen my blog?” which means one of four different things:

A) He learned something interesting

B) He found something that is pretty cool

C) He saw something that is very funny

D) He did something that is one or probably all of the above and I’m going to laugh my ass off hearing about it

I will then go to his site, read the post and most of the time I’ll then post that info to my own site (giving credit usually to Chris). He has a committed base of authors who regularly post, which is something that I do not have. So, as an homage to his site, and to copy how CNN International airs a Daily Show “Hightlights of the Week” show, I have decided to each week to write a “Best of Blah Blah Blog” post.

Here is the first installment:

>> Create your own South Park character is a fun little app featured on the South Park site.

>> The Simpsons Personality Test is exactly what is says: you answer a number of “strongly agree/agree/disagree/strongly disagree” questions and the site tells you which Simpsons character you most closely resemble.

>> A picture says a thousand words. This animal is real. Sick!

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Two Heads are Better Than One

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You’ve heard the phrase “two heads are better than one” at some point in your life. In order to prove it, why don’t you check out a two-headed turtle? Okay, not convinced…how about then a two-headed snake? Okay, okay, so you don’t believe that adage. Well maybe two heads are not better than one – but six legs have to be better than four, right? Check out this six-legged cow – the extra two legs come out of its chin! How awesome is that?! Okay, okay, I got it…its not that two heads are better than one or that six legs are better than four, its that two bodies are better than one, like this fish that has two bodies!.

If you want to check out the rest of nature’s oddities, the Texas Reptiles web site is for you. Don’t mess with Texas – or else it’ll sick a six-legged cow and a two-headed turtle on your ass!

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Art Imitating Life Imitating Art – or – My New Favorite Baseball Team

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My co-worker Jason will be taking a trip out west in a few weeks. One of the things he likes to do when travelling to different parts of America is to seek out and go to minor league baseball games in those areas. In looking for minor league baseball clubs around Sante Fe, New Mexico, he discovered the greatest baseball club throughout the land: the Albuquerque Isotopes. This club, the Florida Marlin’s AAA club, was named after, yes, you guessed it, the Springfield Isotopes from “The Simpsons.”

This is the second pro-franchise that I know of that has been named after a fictional team. The Anaheim Mighty Ducks were named after the Disney movie of the same name (and not the other way around as some would like to believe) but the ‘Topes are a hell of a lot cooler. I’m hoping that Jason will pick up a tee shirt for me. Ever since learning of this club’s existence, I cannot get the Simpson’s version of “Talking Baseball” out of my head:

We’re talking softball, from Maine to San Diego
Talking softball, Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey’s grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run ins with the law
We’re talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw….

Even the ‘Topes mascot looks like the mascot from the Simpsons, the one that “Dancing Homer” took over for. I wonder if there are any merchandising tie-ins at the park. I’ll have to wait for Jason to return with his report. I can’t wait…

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Druids In the News

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It seems that a a 26 year old druid was arrested in England today for carrying his sword into a local hardware store. news.com.au has the full story.

“The 26-year-old was charged with possessing an offensive weapon after a security guard saw him with the sheathed 90cm blade draped over his shoulder as he browsed through a branch of Wilkinson Hardware.

About a dozen fellow members of the Insular Order of Druids sat in the court’s public gallery, while chief druid King Arthur Pendragon, wearing white robes with a red lion emblazoned on the front, acted as Williams’s legal adviser.

The sword, named Talisen, has been confiscated by police as evidence.”

I’m wonding if anyone I met at Tree’s wedding last summer is English. Thanks go to Chris DiClerico and his Blah Blah Blog for finding this piece of gold. He shall receive a +2 dagger along with a flask that restores 25 hit points for the effort.

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Note On a Scrap

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Originally from 6/24/01:

“The universal themes addressed in his works – life, love, war and religious faith – speak directly to the twenty-first sentry mind” – last sentence of the intro to the Met’s William Blake exhibitions. What strikes me the most is the sense of immediacy that the statement represents – and how everything these days is clamoring to be “super relevant” because of the date change. So we are in the new millennium and now everything is starting a new – therefore everything is relevant to the individual looking to refocus, refine, rediscover or reinvent himself.

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This Judge Pumps It Up

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It looks like Donald D. Thompson, a district judge in Creek County, Oklahoma is now on the wrong end of the law. If he goes away to jail, he’s going to make a very attractive mate due the reasons for his incarceration. Read the full complaint at the Smoking Gun’s site. You’ll never look at our legal system the same again. If only Night Court was still on air, it would have a field day with this one.

Thanks Phyllis for sending this along.