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The Real Little Mermaid

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I thought I had seen it all and then a friend sent me a link. Straight from South America, I present to you a a real live baby “mermaid”:

Her name is not Ariel, it is Milagros Cerron and she does not live “under the sea, under the sea, darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me, up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devotin’ full time to floatin’, under the sea!” She lives in Peru.
After the jump, read the entire story about her from Reuters. It’s fascinating.

Thanks Phyl!

Peru’s Rare ‘Mermaid’ Baby to Have Risky Surgery

2/2/2005 by Jude Webber

Nine-month-old Milagros Cerron — her name means miracles in Spanish — is one of only a handful of the estimated 1-in-60,000 to 100,000 people born with sirenomelia, or mermaid syndrome, to have lived more than a few hours, experts say.

For Luis Rubio, the doctor leading the Peruvian team that will cut her legs apart in Lima on Feb. 24, the past year has been a crash course in tackling a condition he had read about in textbooks but never expected to have to treat.

Doctors believe there may only be one other surviving “mermaid” — 16-year-old American Tiffany Yorks, whose legs were separated when she was a few months old.

Experts say sirenomelia is about as rare as conjoined twins but is nearly always fatal because most sufferers lack kidneys or have other complications.

“It is very, very rare,” said Prof. Pierpaolo Mastroiacovo, director of the Rome-based International Center of Birth Defects. “The presence of renal agenesis (absence or imperfect development) makes survival very rare and improbable.”

From the waist up, Milagros smiles and babbles like any healthy infant. Below the waist, her stomach merges seamlessly into her legs, which are joined all the way to her heels.

With her tiny feet splayed in a ‘V’, the impression of a mermaid’s forked tail is complete.

The bones of both legs are visible and move separately, “as if she wanted to get free of this sack,” Rubio said.

He took on Milagros’ case when she was two days old and is treating her in a City Hall-funded mobile “solidarity hospital” run out of old buses in a poor northern district of Lima.

‘TOTAL DESPAIR’

Milagros’ father, Ricardo Cerron, 24, appealed for aid when she was born on April 27, 2004, in the Andean town of Huancayo, around 200 miles east of Lima.

“I thought it was something horrifying” he said, recalling his reaction on seeing his daughter. “I was in total despair.”

Her legs have separate cartilage, bones and blood supplies, and she has one good kidney. Her heart and lungs are fine.

Milagros, who weighs 17 lbs (7.5 kg) and is 24 inches (60 cm) long, has a rudimentary anus, urethra and genitalia all located together.

Doctors will insert three silicone bags filled with saline solution between her legs on Feb. 9 and gradually add liquid to stretch the skin to cover exposed wounds once they are cut apart, centimeter by centimeter.

“I have faith it will all go well,” said Milagros’ mother, Sara Arauco, 19.

But Mutaz Habal, the doctor who began treating Tiffany Yorks when she was one hour old and helped pioneer the separation technique, said it was hugely risky.

“My only desire is to have another survivor,” he told Reuters. He said he did not know of any besides Tiffany.

Tiffany, who lives in New Port Richey, Florida, walked for six years after her separation surgery but is currently wheelchair-bound after an accident. “I have the highest hopes that (Milagros) is going to go on for a long time,” she said.

“We want to dream that she could one day run or ride a bike,” Rubio said. “But if we could just give her the ability to be independent, that’s enough.”

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Buy This Tee Shirt For Me Por Favor

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My bro-in-law just sent me a link to a site that is devouted to “gamers, geeks and hackers.” Gotta love that. It has tons of stuff to buy in all sorts of lovely categories. The clothes are the by far the best. After briefly scanning the tee shirt page, I really would love for someone to buy me this one. Why have I never seen this on St. Marks Place? Thanks in advance to whomever is buying it – if you need my snail mail address in order to ship this to me, send me an email. Thanks in advance!

Thanks Amos

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Dumbo Not So Dumb

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The pic below is of Diew, the world’s first potty-trained pachyderm. I shit you not (pun intended):

This is from a Special Broadcasting Service (I know, lame name) article from today:

Thailand’s talented elephants are about to add toilet-training to their repertoire of skills, which already includes painting, dancing and playing musical instruments.

The elephant handlers, or mahouts, at a private enclosure near Chiang Mai, are determined to teach their charges how to use specially-designed giant-sized toilets, according to The Nation newspaper.

Several large concrete loos have been installed, equipped with a rope-flush that can be pulled with the gentle tug of a trunk.

An eager five year old elephant named Diew has been put on toilet duty, trialling the new sanitation system and its jumbo-sized plumbing.

The operators of the facility at Mae Taman, 50 kilometres north of Chiang Mai, are hoping that the toilets will keep the tourist attraction clear of huge and unsightly elephant droppings.

With fully-grown Asian elephants able to consume over 100 kilograms of forage in a day, even a small group of the animals can produce massive amounts of poo.

Mae Taman and Chiang Mai are among Thailand’s most popular destinations, drawing international visitors who are fascinated by the country’s clever pachyderms.

Thailand’s Asian elephants are an endangered species, with an estimated population of 3,000 to 4,000 animals.

A century ago, around 100,000 elephants roamed the jungles of Siam, as Thailand was formerly known.

The elephants kept at Mae Taman have been rescued from Bangkok’s streets, where they were put to work by their owners to collect money from tourists.

You just can’t make this shit up.

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Best. Names. EVER.

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My parents came over for dinner tonight. Among other things, we discussed how Jermaine Jackson gave his kids some awesome names. After checking with Google, we learned he has two sons with the following names: Jaafar and Jermajesty, ages 8 and 4. ‘Nuff said.

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Best. Chart. EVER.

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A few months back, I received a mailer about a one-day course on “Presenting Data and Information” that was being taught by Edward Tufte and while I didn’t go to the class, one of the graphics that it contained really impressed me and I’ve been meaning to post it ever since (click on the thumbnail to launch a popup that contains a larger image):

“This map drawn by Charles Joseph Minard portrays the losses suffered by Napoleon’s army in the Russian campaign of 1812. Beginning at the left on the Polish-Russian border near the Niemen, the thick band shows the size of the army (422,000 men) as it invaded Russia. The width of the band indicates the size of the army at each position. In September, the army reached Moscow with 100,000 men. The path of Napoleon’s retreat from Moscow in the bitterly cold winter is depicted by the dark lower band, which is tied to temperature and time scales. The remains of the Grande Armee struggled out of Russia with 10,000 men. Minard’s graphic tells a rich, coherent story with its multivariate data, far more enlightening than just a single number bouncing along over time. Six variables are plotted: the size of the army, its location on a two-dimensional surface, direction of the army’s movement, and tempreature on various dates during the retreat from Moscow. It may well be the best statistical graphic ever drawn.”

Okay, impressed yet? Here is a bit more about Mr. Tufte. Edward Tufte is Professor Emeritus at Yale University, where he taught courses in statistical evidence, information design and interface design. He has written several books, which have won 40 awards for content and design. The NY Times has called him “The Leonardo da Vinci of data.”

Still not impressed? Then try reading this essay which was published in Wired about how PowerPoint affects thought. It will blow your mind. I highly suggest you read it if this topic interests you at all because he is to data what Stephen Hawking or Brian Greene is to physics.

One of my goals this year is to read as many of his books as possible. Wish me luck.

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Larger Than Life

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Maybe you are looking for a very large metal book? No, okay, maybe you are looking for a an enormously large shuttlecock? Well, if you are ever looking for these or other extraordinary large items, check out this page that lists tons of really large statues that shouldn’t be as big as they really are. I’m so happy that someone has done this because now I won’t guilty about not moving to the midwest to chronicle this phenomenon.
Courtesy of Anticlown.

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Everglade Wildlife

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I was in sort of sunny Florida over New Years. On my second day there, which turned out to be the nicest overall as well, we took a tour of the everglades where my friend Sam was able to snap these great pics. In the future, I may just say fuck it, move into a trailer and be an airboat captain.

Gator:

Bird:
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Best of Blah Blah Blog: Christmas Edition

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Tis the season to provide interesting and funny links courtesy of Blah Blah Blog:

1. Homeless Martians on Mars. The Mars rovers have had their solar panels mysteriously cleaned (which has miraculously increased the amount of power they create and then use) and the scientists at NASA have no clue. “Look, I don’t care what NASA tells us on this one. It is clearly alien intervention, most likely of the homeless squeegee kind.” Click here to read the entire story.

2. How to Kill A Polar Bear Without Using a Rifle. This is great – just great. ‘Nuff said.

3. Farm Sluts is a 17 minute movie starring Chris Parnel (from SNL) as an everyman whose life snowballs after he is caught accidentally looking at porn in the office. Click here to watch it and get ready to laugh.

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Future of Advertising?

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George Masters, a high-school teacher and iPod fan, created an ad for the iPod that may signal the future of advertising (big words indeed). From Wired Magazine’s article about this ad:

To some experts, Masters’ ad heralds the future of advertising. Homemade ads will play a big part in marketing, just like blogging is shaking up the news.

On the right nav of the article you can launch the ad itself. I advise you doing so because, well, its just pretty damn cool.

Thanks Chuck.

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Hey – It’s the Holidays

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Outcast’s “Hey Ya” has not surprisingly been chosen as the song to feature on two good holiday related flash movies that I’ve seen recently.

The first movie splices up the Charlie Brown Christmas Special (which I missed this year, something that I’m actually sad about) so that the children are singing and dancing to “Hey Ya.” It is very well done.

The second movie is a low-budget flash movie that features a “Hannukah” song sung to the tune of, yes, you guessed it, “Hey Ya.” It is kind of well done because the animation is pretty poor but the music is snappy.

Enjoy.

Thanks KT and Phyl