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1 in 10 Bingo Students Marry Another Bingo Student

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Here is a link to a Binghamton University Pipe Dream (campus newspaper) article that talks about alumni marriages. The most interesting stat is that that 1 in 10 BU students eventually marry another BU student. I’m sure that the percentage (10%) is much higher for the Jewish alumni as I know of 4 couples who met at Bingo in my immediate social circle, 7/8 of them Jews with 1 half-Jew, who are or probably will be getting married.

Here is a link to the article. Enjoy.

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Where I Got Engaged

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There was an article in the 3/17/04 edition of The New York Times which reviewed Montrachet, the restaurant where I popped the question to my now fiance and future wife. We ate there after graduating college in 1999, our first “mature” meal, and the second time we ate there I left with a bride-to-be on my arm. In honor of that special occasion, I have decided to post the entire review. Though the review isn’t necessarily super positive, I must state that we were there for their ultra-popular B.Y.O.B. night, that Jessie is not only a “foodie” but a great lover of wines and that we stuck to the prix-fixe meal which they make so many times that they can’t really screw it up. Here is the review:

RESTAURANTS age in different ways. Some, like Joe Allen, sag into lovable shabbiness. Others, like La Caravelle, become time capsules – fastidiously maintaining their youthful charms. Many just fade away.

In 1985, Drew Nieporent, then a fledgling restaurateur, opened Montrachet in TriBeCa, then a downtrodden industrial landscape. Diners came flocking, and soon Montrachet became the showpiece of a re-emerging neighborhood.

Montrachet wasn’t just stylish, it was serious with a capital S. Bryan Miller gave it three stars in The New York Times (and advised diners who were driving to this unusual area of the city to call for directions). Of the food, then under the direction of a young David Bouley, he wrote, “One evening you can enjoy a homespun French dish of braised cabbage rolls stuffed with foie gras and squab meat and flanked by squab legs. Another time it could be an au courant preparation such as red snapper with tomato-coriander sauce and fresh pasta.”

Mr. Bouley now owns Bouley and Danube nearby. Mr. Nieporent has added 14 restaurants, including Nobu and Rubicon, to his empire. And Montrachet – now in the hands of Chris Gesualdi, the executive chef – has reached a critical juncture. It will either firmly establish itself as a classic in the hearts of the New York’s diners – or just whimper out. TriBeCa is a different place now. It doesn’t need Montrachet. It has to want Montrachet.

Entering the restaurant is a bit like stepping through the looking glass. There is no coat room in the tiny foyer. A small portable heater set on top of a wine cask buzzed at the coat checker, who took my coat, hung it on a metal rack in the dining room, then looked up my reservation. She was polite, warm even.

Before me stood a dining room with sponge-painted walls and self-consciously modern paintings. It felt like a scene from “Wall Street.” I could picture Michael Douglas sitting at a red banquette, bellowing into a first-generation cellphone the size of a shoe.

I hadn’t been to Montrachet in years, and I suddenly felt the disappointment of returning to a childhood home and finding that the backyard is not so big as you remembered, that the curtains are kind of shabby. Montrachet even smells old.

A lobster salad in a murky broth, duck breast and a gummy tarte Tatin shot out of the kitchen and paused briefly at our table. In an hour, we were done. In some respects, it was ideal. It was a weeknight, and I didn’t feel like dining into the wee hours. But three-star restaurants shouldn’t treat you as a takeout joint does.

On other visits, the food took on more luster. Roasted chicken was moist, its skin crisp enough to snap. It was nestled in a potato purée with bright green peas and a rich garlic demi-glace. Risotto with truffles was dense with mushroom flavor, and uninhibited by its simplicity.

A dish of braised tripe looked a lot like shreds of carpet in a brown sauce (how does one make tripe attractive?) but hit all the right notes. It was hearty and savory – a scattering of fava beans and chips of black truffle lurked within. The squab was equally well composed. Roasted pink, it was gamy and sweet, with the breast meat sliced and fanned and a leg there for gnawing. Atop a tangle of frisee, sharing the plate, was a quail egg cooked soft so that the yolk tamed the zesty dressing. But the squab also epitomized the problem at Montrachet. Much of the cooking is textbook-correct, yet you will not be awed. You will be fed well and sent home.

Monday nights tell the rest of the story. That is B.Y.O.B. night, and the otherwise sleepy restaurant springs to life. Regulars pour in and are greeted by name. A troupe of sommeliers glide around the three small dining rooms, pouring from bottles that crowd the tables. All evening, a clamor of glasses and conversation fills the air.

For wine lovers, Montrachet provides a joy ride in the esoteric: long pages of the wine list are devoted to classic and obscure Burgundies. The list rambles, impresses and excites. And just when you’re feeling befuddled, a sommelier moseys by and saves you from giving up and ordering a beer. Montrachet’s team of wine stewards are masterly at listening, assessing your inclinations as well as the plumpness of your wallet and then coaxing you to try something new.

This kind of service can be found only in an older, established restaurant. And it sums up what has happened to Montrachet. Its reputation for exceptional wine has trumped its food. It’s no longer a three-star restaurant aiming to blend perfect food, wine and service. It’s a wine haunt.

A special wine list is ample motivation to dine out, and in a way the menu, like the menu at Veritas (also known chiefly for its wine list), does not make the mistake of competing with the wines. Montrachet’s menu is flush with hearty but restrained bistro classics like magret of duck with peppercorn sauce, mustard-crusted salmon, foie gras and creme brulee.

Unfortunately, though, too many dishes fail even to provide sturdy pairings for the wine. The tuna tartare lacks both the clarity of flavor you find in the best quality tuna and the acidity needed for contrast. The goat cheese salad is fragmented by flavors like red pepper and pine nuts.

Some mistakes are too elementary to comprehend. A molten chocolate cake, a recipe that seems to be in the DNA of every American chef, is thick and sludgy here. And although the Gewurtztraminer panna cotta is tangy and floral, you couldn’t jiggle it with an earthquake.

The kitchen employs lots of ramekins, lots of sticky savory sauces and fruit sauces – coulis, in 80’s parlance – decorated with swirls. This is neither irony nor postmodern quotation. It is simply inertia. Sadly, the gloss and the grooming and the energy in Mr. Nieporent’s restaurant empire, which all started here, are now to be found elsewhere.

Montrachet
**
239 West Broadway (White Street), TriBeCa; (212) 219-2777.
ATMOSPHERE A 1980’s flashback, with sponge-painted walls and bright abstract paintings.
SOUND LEVEL Quiet enough for eavesdropping.
RECOMMENDED DISHES Roast squab; red wine risotto; roast chicken; saddle of rabbit; trio of beef; creme brulee; strawberry and fromage blanc dome.
SERVICE Deft and not hovering.
WINE LIST An extraordinary list, whose strengths lie in Burgundy. The bartender makes a delicious kir royale.
HOURS Dinner, Monday to Thursday, 5:30 to 10:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, to 11 p.m.; Lunch, Friday, noon to 2:15 p.m.
PRICE RANGE Dinner, appetizers, $11 to $22; entrees, $24 to $30; desserts, $9 to $10. Prix fixe, 3 courses, $36; 6 courses, $79.
CREDIT CARDS All major cards.
WHEELCHAIR ACCESS Steps at entrance. Restrooms on main level.
WHAT THE STARS MEAN:
(None)|Poor to satisfactory
*|Good
**|Very good
***|Excellent
****|Extraordinary
Ratings reflect the reviewer’s reaction to food, ambience and service, with price taken into consideration. Menu listings and prices are subject to change.

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“D’oh! Looks like Dear Abby isn’t a Simpsons fan”

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I grabbed the copy below from an E Online news post:

The nationally syndicated columnist was taken in by a hoax letter that bore a strong resemblance to a day in the life of the dysfunctional cartoon family.

Dear Abby (real name: Jeanne Phillips) penned a reply to a letter purportedly from “Stuck in a Love Triangle,” which described a picture of less-than-domestic bliss.

The column was sent out to papers last week, but was withheld from Monday’s editions after a sharp-eyed editor recognized Simpson similarities. In the column, titled “Wife meets perfect match after husband strikes out,” Stuck complained to Dear Abby that she was a 34-year-old mother of three, married for 10 years to a “greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude” partner by the name of Gene.

An unwitting Gene had committed the unforgivable sin of gifting his darling wife with a bowling ball for her birthday–a bowling ball that was sized for his fingers and engraved with his name, no less.
Frustrated, Stuck decided to make the most of the situation and hit the local alley for bowling lessons.

Little did she expect to find love at the lanes, but as it turned out, a dashing suitor by the name of Franco, a “kind, considerate and loving” individual, was waiting in the wings.

Soon thereafter, Stuck fell head over ninepin for Franco, who subsequently proposed.

“I no longer love Gene,” Stuck confessed in her letter. “I want to divorce him and marry Franco. At the same time, I’m worried that Gene won’t be able to move on with his life. I also think our kids would be devastated. What should I do?”

Replying in her usual sanctimonious, pun-laden manner, Dear Abby advised Stuck to discuss her reasons for cheating with Gene.

“To save the marriage,” read the smarmy counsel, “he might be willing to change back to the man who bowled you over in the first place.”

An editor at one of the newspapers that subscribes to the column noticed that the events described sounded awfully similar to an episode of The Simpsons titled “Life on the Fast Lane.”

In the episode, a less-than-suave Homer presents Marge with a birthday bowling ball.

Marge heads off to the lanes to bowl a few rounds, where she meets another man.

In both the letter and the show, each husband grows suspicious of his wife after discovering a bowling glove–a gift from the other man.

Homer reacts by proclaiming his love for Marge, who later meets him at the nuclear power plant where he works.

Before a crowd of cheering coworkers, Homer hefts Marge into his arms and carries her out of the plant–presumably to live happily ever after.

The conclusion to Stuck in a Love Triangle’s star-crossed romance, on the other hand, will forever remain a mystery.

Via E Online

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Dark Tower Release Dates

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From news@stephenking.com:

“Due to popular demand, the US publication schedule for release of Song of Susannah and The Dark Tower have been moved ahead. The on-sale date for Song of Susannah will now be June 8, 2004 and The Dark Tower will be available September 21, 2004.”

I have only two words – Yeah baby!

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NeuCom.ie

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From Neu:

In a three-way victory for bitter irony, John Edwards won not a single state on Super Tuesday, while John Kerry was robbed of his sweep by… Howard Dean?!?! I wonder which one is the most pissed? Actually, come to think of it, that probably goes in the decreasing order: Edwards, Kerry, Dean.

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If I had $1,000,000…

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….I would do the following: well, I don’t know what I would do. If I leave it as is, I could live off of the interest. Or I could spend some and then use the remaining amount for steady interest income. The major dilemma is that a million dollars just does not go as far as it used to go and that if I were to live in the New York City area, that is doubly true. So, its almost impossible for me to day dream about winning a million dollars without being practical and thus ruining the day dream. However, if I won $100,000,000 within the first 180 days of my campaign as a plain old super filthy rich individual I would do the following:

  • Buy a Classic 8 apartment that is on 5th Avenue, in front of Central Park and near the Met.
  • Buy a duplex loft apartment in the West Village, East Village or SoHo (as of yet to be determined) so I can hang DT.
  • Buy a house somewhere cold so I can go skiing whenever I feel like it.
  • Buy a house somewhere warm so I can go to the beach whenever I feel like it.
  • Buy a Saab or Suburu sports wagon.
  • Buy a Cadillac V16.
  • Buy first editons of every Tolkien, Hemingway and King book published for my library (which will be housed uptown, by the museums naturally).
  • Create a tremendous music collection consisting of thousands of albums by hundreds of artists, digitize the entire thing and then keep it on a dedicated server so that my collection can be streamed into any apartment/house. This way, I can listen to my music whenever and wherever I so choose.
  • Ensure T1 connections for all of my residential properties.
  • Ensure every residence is as eco-friendly as possible. Use plenty of solar cells on every outside surface to create my own power. Plant grass on the roof to help reduce the CO2 in the atmosphere. Buy some books, read more about this subject and inact the smartest recommendations.
  • Buy a mint Don Mattingly rookie card from every manufacturer, buy a mint replica jersey, meet Mr. Mattingly, have a picture taken with him, have him autograph the picture and then frame all of these items together
  • Give Jessie enough money to open a restaurant, outfit every domicile with the latest and greatest kitchen equipment and hire a top ranked chef (like Jean-George) to give her cooking lessons whenever she feels like it. NOTE: Money given not to exceed $5,000,000.
  • Commision George DeStefano to paint, decorate and provide artwork for all of my residences.
  • Start a PAC that has Libertarian, Fiscally Responsible, Multilateral foreign policy and Tech savvy views that is focused on keeping America the most forward thinking nation on the planet. Hire Erik Neu to run it.
  • Start a hedge fund and install Eric Baum as its administrator. Hire Greg to the executive committee.
  • Somewhat relatedly, hire Eric Baum to manage all my personal assets. Hire Sara to prepare my taxes.
  • Hire Jason to write the screenplay, produce and direct the film adaptation of “A Semester In the Life of a Garbage Can.”
  • Buy Sara and Martin a dog kennel and install Patton as the company’s figurehead president.
  • Sponsor an eco-advernture racing team for Amos and Roseann.
  • Finance and produce (in part) a broadway play and hire Amy to design and create the set while also handling singing duty in the ensemble.
  • Do something extremely nice for every relative who has ever done something nice for me or Jessie (if talking about ‘Farb relatives) – no amount of “please, no, this is embarrassing” will prevent me from sparing no expense in giving these gifts. For example, despite all protests I will buy a horse racetrack for my grandfather.
  • Go to Toys-R-Us, have Jessie hold a stop watch, set it for 5 minutes and then run though the store, thowing everything that I could ever want into cart within the time allotted thus fulfilling on my lifelong dream do what all those who win the Nickelodeon Great Toy Grab contest get to do.
  • Get 4 tickets for every future Phish show. Give 2 to Michele and Keith. Keep 2 for me and Jessie. Give Jessie’s ticket to a friend if she doesn’t want to go.
  • Buy season tickets for the Jets and Yankees. Give all the tickets I do not want to use or will not use to high-school student achievers.
  • Have Mike become my personal shopper so that I can add tons of black Euro zipper shirts to my wardrobe.
  • Finally get a dog, specifically one that “is cool and does not suck.” Make sure that I walk him enough so that he likes me more than the dog walker.
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    The Best SW Vintage Figure Book Ever

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    I first read about this book in this month’s Wired mag. Even though I’m not an avid vintage SW collector, in fact I haven’t collected any vintage figures (I just have the ones from my childhood though I did buy lots of the 90’s reissued figures as well as Episode 2 figures in the past two years – that is another story altogether though as eBay and free time can be a very dangerous combination), I absolutely love these figures and not just because my Dad pronounces the word figures as fig-urs. They remind me of when life was simple, when an afternoon creating the Hoth base out of blocks and replaying the opening of “Empire” felt like it lasted for 2 months, when the world was just black and white (or red and green). God, I love original trilogy and those toys….

    This book that John Kellerman has painstakingly put together should be requisite “Child of the 80’s” bookshelf material. It looks beautiful and even if you are never going to buy an original mint Darth Vader figure for about $50, you’ll love flipping through the pages any day of the week. It’s the kind of book that you wow company with (ok, fellow sci-fi loving nerd company) and that will make rainy days more fun. I would have ordered my copy already but I have a birthday coming up soon and a certain someone said, “Don’t buy it – send me the link.”

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    Great Reads A-Plenty

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    It seems that all my favorite authors have decided to publish new books at the same time which is just fantastic. First Neil Gaiman started putting out those Marvel “1602” stories (Part 8, the last issue, is due to come out some time in March). Then Neal Stephenson released Quicksilver, book 1 of his Baroque Cycle Trilogy (which will keep me enthralled for years). Then Stephen King dropped The Wolves of the Calla on me, which took all of one week to devour – one week b/c I wanted to draw out my enjoyment, hell, I could have called in sick and finished it in one day. Now, due to the amazing response of The Dark Tower: Book 5, he’s accelerated the release schedule for Books 6 and 7. Book 6 is now due to come out sometime this June. However, since I can’t wait that long to read something and since I should be done with Quicksilver, all 788 pages of it, in the next few weeks, Dr. Brian Greene, my favorite theoretical physicist has finally published a follow up to his amazing tome The Elegent Universe. I just love presents and it isn’t even my birthday yet!

    Here is the NY Times review of Dr. Greene’s latest work, The Fabric of the Cosmos:

    The Almost Inconceivable, but Don’t Be Intimidated

    By JANET MASLIN

    Suppose that you are in a stationary position, reading a newspaper that contains a review of a new book about mind-blowing physics. The author of that book, Brian Greene, would like you to ponder a few things:

    1. You are not still. You only think you’re still. You are accelerating.

    2. Electromagnetic forces are holding your skin and bones together. (Whew.)

    3. Time flows as you read. But need it flow forward? Might it flow backward, so that you unread each word and the words appear to you in reverse order?

    4. Only 5 percent of the universe that you inhabit can be described as familiar matter. According to the author’s formulation, 25 percent is dark matter. The remaining 70 percent may consist of dark energy, which remains at this moment a hypothetical concept. But the next generation of particle accelerators may be powerful enough to achieve empirical tests of this theory and many of the others postulated here. If at some future date physical evidence is found to corroborate the boldest of these speculations, trips to Stockholm may ensue.

    Dr. Greene is the author of “The Elegant Universe” (W. W. Norton, 1999), a book that his mother barely glanced at before telling him that it gave her a headache. He is also a guy for whom Einstein’s theories of relativity amount to baby talk. And he is the cutest thing to happen to cosmology since the neutrino, a particle that can easily pass through trillions of miles of lead. The neutrino’s task is not unlike the one that Dr. Greene (who teaches at Columbia University) has assigned himself: explaining the weirdest, most arcane principles of cutting-edge physics to lay readers.

    It might be helpful to recall that even Einstein had a professor who called him a lazy dog. Nobody ever said that cosmology was simple, not even Stephen Hawking, in whose tradition Dr. Greene impressively follows.

    As a popularizer of exquisitely abstract science, he is both a skilled and kindly explicator. His new book, “The Fabric of the Cosmos,” is filled with encouraging asides (“but don’t be intimidated”), compassionate ones (“you may need a break”) and helpful reiterations. “Although there is still some controversy, I think the most accurate statement is that in some respects general relativity has a distinctly Machian flavor, but it does not conform to the fully relationist perspective Mach advocated,” he writes with typical heady brio. Then he is nice enough to re-state this: “Here’s what I mean.”
    If Dr. Greene outlined the Big Bang basics in “The Elegant Universe” and cast light on what he finds most exciting (the superstring theory), he delves into more exotic and daunting material in this book. Once again we move from three dimensions (as befit our pitifully inadequate intuition about the world) to, well, 11. Where are the others? The little dimensions may be curled around big dimensions in ways that we cannot detect. The book suggests imagining yourself watching a two-dimensional movie in a three-dimensional theater, then extrapolating from there.

    Here, too, is occasion to contemplate a universe made up of tiny vibrating strings instead of particles, strings “so small that a direct observation would be tantamount to reading the text on this page from a distance of 100 light-years.” Then there are multidimensional versions of membranes (2-branes, 3-branes, etc.), which work as reminders of why the author’s mother’s head hurt. But Dr. Greene – who has invoked his mother in one of the book’s amusingly colloquial illustrations of scientific theory, in this case time travel – displays a remarkably light touch under the circumstances. Readers are far likelier to be excited than baffled by even his thorniest formulations.

    That’s a function of the author’s own enthusiasm: his excitement for science on the threshold of vital breakthroughs is supremely contagious. “The Fabric of the Cosmos” is as dazzling as it is tough, and it beautifully reflects this theoretician’s ardor for his work. In interviews he is sometimes asked where the next generation of physicists will come from. One clear answer: from the brain-teasing, exhilarating study of books like this.

    Although the most hard-core of Dr. Greene’s readers can find the relevant equations in his footnotes, much of the book strives to have broader appeal. Dr. Greene walks a thin line between complex, profoundly counterintuitive theories and almost desperately colloquial examples (events that are cyclic: Larry King’s marriages). But if he sometimes strains hard to be user friendly, it’s easy to see why he feels the need to entertain. Thus the probability of one outcome, according to quantum mechanics, is so small “that it makes the probability that you will marry Nicole Kidman or Antonio Banderas seem enormous by comparison.”

    If Dr. Greene chooses to illustrate some ideas in this way, he has more difficulty in presenting graphic accompaniment to his text. The difficulties in presenting 11-dimensional illustrations are self-evident. Even so, this book’s small, black-and-white photographs and drawings are notably disappointing. “A schematic depiction of all space throughout all time” looks like a cosmic dust mop. Representations of five types of string theories, whether before meta-unification (little peaks surrounded by fog) or after (little peaks once the fog has lifted), look like miniatures ready for Godzilla.

    So Dr. Greene cannot offer much in the way of visual shortcuts. But here’s what he can do: send the reader’s imagination hurtling through the universe on an astonishing ride.

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    NeuCom.ie

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    So I started thinking about the next big upcoming chapter… about how this brooding hero-character, whom some (mistakenly) see as the chosen one final turns truly dark.

    He has shown, up till now, strong signs of willfulness, arrogance, stubbornness, selfishness, impulsiveness, refusal to admit when he is wrong… all shadowy aspects of his person. However, in the next chapter, which, if we are to believe the powers-that-be, would have to be the hero-character’s final chapter, he finally snaps, destroying everything in his path to now openly serve his truly dark and twisted master. By that point the ones he serves have solidified their powers through plying on security fears and amassing an enormous military-industrial complex, but in this last chapter they will toss away all vestiges of serving the state in favor of their own diabolical plans, but by then it will be too late to stop them and only a small minority will be left to fight… to eventually undo what they have done some 20 years later.

    And there’s only one thing anyone can do to prevent it.

    Vote Kerry.