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One Way To End a Relationship? Play Scrabble

If you think that your relationship can withstand the divisive power of the almighty Scrabble, good luck with that.
“Sources said that since the vengeful, lovelorn [Hasbro CEO Mortimer Z.] Hassenfeld first began marketing Scrabble under the Hasbro brand, roughly 1,447,055 romantic couplings have been destroyed by the game’s devastating ability to turn otherwise felicitous partners into fierce, seething rivals.”
Remembering how the last two times my wife and I played Scrabble went (there multiple word challenges where the dictionary was called in as an arbitrator), I would say no truer words were ever spoken.

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