I logged into my school email this morning and saw a note with “Work-life balance workshop – Canceled” as the subject line so I just had to open it. It read:

Hi everyone,

Unfortunately, I am going to cancel the work-life balance workshop for next weekend. Given the end of semester work load, it was too difficult for enough people to make a Saturday session. Thanks again to everyone who expressed interest!

All the best,
Ellen (name has been changed)

Everyone is too busy for the work-life balance workshop. I wish I was making this up…
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