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My Waiter The Assassin

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Last November, I flew out to LA for the weekend so that my dog Bingham could play with my brother-in-law and sister-in-law’s dog Jelly. Oh yeah, the human folk wanted to get together too. On Saturday night, Jessie, Amos, Ro and I were joined by Jaime and Michael, great friends of ours from NYC who had oddly enough planned a 7 day Cali vacation that started in LA at the same time we were there. So, before they left that smog filled city of sin to drive up the coast to hilly San Fran, we all went out to eat at Au Bar, a trendy spot off of the Sunset Strip.
Our waiter was named David and seemed like the most likable of fellows. Look how happy he looks below in a pic he took with us:
SirhanSirhan.jpg
We all were in high spirits and decided to play a game where we tried to guess his age and where he was from. We were all totally wrong (he was 24 and from Kansas and we thought he was older and from either New Hampshire, Virginia, Michigan or Arizona). We were all right about why he was in Cali though: he was trying to break into the acting biz. He was in a really good mood that night becaues it was actually his last night. He informed us that he had earned a role in “Bobby”, a new movie about the RFK assassination, and was leaving his job as a waiter to concentrate on his part. It was a huge break for him as the movie is being produced and directed by Emilio Estevez and the cast is full of heavyweights: Anthony Hopkins, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Elijah Wood, Harry Belafonte, Emilio Estevez, Helen Hunt, Joshua Jackson, Shia LaBeouf, Lindsay Lohan, William H. Macy, Martin Sheen and Christian Slater to name a few. He seemed to be really excited, kind of humbled and a wee bit nervous about his first foray as an actor.
The following is a transcript of our exchange (transcribed almost verbatim) after he dropped his bit of news on us:
Jeff: What role are you playing?
David: Sirhan Sirhan.
Jeff: Ha ha ha. That’s funny.
David takes orders from the others at the table.
(Jeff to Jessie: I wonder what he is really playing?)
(Jessie to Jeff: He already said.)
(Jeff to Jessie: Are you serious? I thought he was joking…)
Jeff: You are seriously Sirhan Sirhan?
David: Yes.
Jeff: You kill Kennedy?
David: Yes.
Jeff: Really?
David: Yes.
Jeff: Come on. You kill Kennedy?
David: Yes.
Jeff: You seem way too nice…
David: Nope, I do it.
Jeff: You kill Kennedy dressed as a waiter…
David: Yes.
Jeff: …and you are our waiter.
David: Yes.
Jeff: You kill Kennedy in a kitchen…
David: Yes
Jeff: … a the kitchen is right there (me pointing towards the nearby kitchen).
David: Yes.
Jeff: You kill Kennedy in California…
David: Yes.
Jeff: …and we are in California.
David: Yes.
Jeff: Hmmm. Are you good shot?
David: I need to practice for the part.
Jeff: Oh, good. That’s funny. Hey, are you on IMBD?
David: No, not yet. It’s funny that you ask. I check almost constantly but its probably going to be a while, only the big names are listed right now because they were in a Variety article about the movie a little while back.
Jeff: Well, when you get on IMDB, I’m going to post about this evening on my blog, I’ll link to your profile and I’ll send you an email about it. It’ll be your first bit of press.
David: Cool! Thanks!
Jeff: You’re welcome. I’ll also have another vodka tonic.
David: Sounds good.
The rest of the evening went along swimmingly. The food was good, the company was great and we all had a blast hanging out. Now, a little less than 5 months later, it seems that David has finally made it into the Internet Movie Database.

David: I hope this counts as the first article written about your burgeoning acting career. Good luck, I can’t wait to see the movie and if I don’t absolutely love it, please don’t shoot me. I’m sure its someone else’s fault…
Photo courtesy of Jaime and Michael

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Peaceful Dining

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I gleamed this bit of knowledge from my dinner this past Saturday evening:
Chopsticks originated in China during the Shang Dynasty (1766 – 1122 BC) as a substitute for knives at the table. According to Confucius, knives were equated with acts of aggression and should not be used to dine. Chopsticks then became the eating utensils of choice as neighboring Asian counstries adopted its use and modified it according to cultural preference.

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Check Out Squidoo

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Squidoo is a new company I heard about from Seth Godin in his lecture to Google about the future of marketing. Mr. Godin’s views about marketing dovetail with mine and if you have the time, I suggest you watch the video or read one of his books. At the end, he mentioned this new company he’s involved with so I went, signed up, claimed a page (they call them “lens”) and after reading the FAQ section, which said “a lens is one person’s (lensmaster’s) view on a topic he cares about. More specifically, a lens is a single web page filled with information and links that point to other web pages, to continually updated RSS feeds, or to relevant advertising. It’s a place to start, not finish,” I still didn’t totally get what the heck they were doing and what they were after. I did however sign up to receive daily emails and now I get it. I also love it.
A Squidoo Lens allows you to pull together information from tons of different places about a single topic you are interested in. For instance, this lens on Space Elevators is absolutely fanscinating. This lens on how to build huge cardboard castles is pretty cool too – too bad I don’t have the space in my apartment! I named my lens “Sevensquared” because I didn’t get it at first and now that I do, other than putting in info about the “Seventh Son of a Seventh Son” legend, I don’t know what to do with it. This might be a blessing in disguise though as I really do need to jump start this graphic novel project.

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Yahoo! Mail Beta & Why I'm a Huge Geek

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When I got home from grad school last night, I logged into my Yahoo! account to read my email and saw an offer to demo the new version of Yahoo! mail that is in beta testing right now. I have been waiting for Yahoo! to catch up to Google in the mail department for a long time. Google Mail is so much better than Yahoo Mail but who wants to change their address? Google Maps & Yahoo! Maps were rolled out around the same time and they both use XML & SOAP really well to deliver a super slick interface to the user. I happily said yes and when I saw that Yahoo! has turned (and continues to improve) its clunky mail offering into a dynamic MS Outlook-like version (not sure if its AJAX or simply a great use of Flash), I started punching the air and saying “Yes! Yes! This is what I’ve been waiting for! DHTML baby! Yes!!” I then once again realized I am a tremendously large geek.
Seriously though, the new Yahoo! Mail rocks and not only that, by moving the ad that free users see from a horizontal “leaderboard” one running across the top to a vertical “skyscrapper” running along the side, they have craftily made me more likely to spend the $20 a year for Mail Plus because now I lose pixel width which makes it more difficult to read my ads. So sneaky. So smart. I love it!

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News Europa

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Two weeks ago I flew across the pond and was in jolly old London. I went to visit my sister, who blogged about our visit on her great site. She’ll be heading to Ireland this weekend, stopping in Dublin and parts unknown. I am very jealous. Here blog can be found in the left nav and is quite good, especially if you’re an Anglophile.
In football related news, the US has climbed to 5 in the FIFA world rankings, the first time it has ever cracked the top five. It’s group though at the World Cup consists of the Czcheck Republic (#2), Italy (#12 – i think) and Ghana (#50) so I have my fingers crossed that they’ll play up to their ranking. Many have claimed that their group is this year’s “Group of Death” and I don’t disagree. If you thought I was talking about American football, check the title of this post.

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Hero Of The Week: Dr. Wafa Sultan

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I am proud to give the first ever “We’re Going to Cover That in Phase 2” Hero of The Week [HOTW] award to a Syrian born Muslim woman psychiatrist who courageously has spoken her mind and has risked death by doing so. I learned about what she said from a NY Times interview with Dr. Wafa Sultan which I found incredibly enlightening and motivating. It gives me hope for the future instead of having me simply fear it like I usually do. Anything that can move me thus deserves to be honored.
There is a huge deal about her is because she said on Al Jazeera television on 2/21 that, “knowledge has released me from this backward thinking [meaning believing in super-orthodox Islam]. Somebody has to help free the Muslim people from these wrong beliefs.” Perhaps her most provocative words on Al Jazeera were those comparing how the Jews and Muslims have reacted to adversity. Speaking of the Holocaust, she said,

“The Jews have come from the tragedy and forced the world to respect them, with their knowledge, not with their terror; with their work, not with their crying and yelling. We have not seen a single Jew blow himself up in a German restaurant. We have not seen a single Jew destroy a church. We have not seen a single Jew protest by killing people. Only the Muslims defend their beliefs by burning down churches, killing people and destroying embassies. This path will not yield any results. The Muslims must ask themselves what they can do for humankind, before they demand that humankind respect them.”

Wow. I’m absolutely speechless. She might very well be killed shortly for uttering these strong words. Many have denounced her across the Dar al Islam but I for one am standing and applauding. Of course, I believe she’s totally right which helps. I have always been amazed at the ability for Jews to use our minds, and not just our might, to overcome adversity. For some it is a sign of weakness. It’s nice to see it recognized as a sign of strength as well.
Currently, she is working on a book whose working title is, “The Escaped Prisoner: When God Is a Monster.” She says that if its published, “it’s going to turn the Islamic world upside down. I have reached the point that doesn’t allow any U-turn. I have no choice. I am questioning every single teaching of our holy book.”
After the jump, feel free to read the whole article.
Via Phyl – a super strong woman in her own right…
March 11, 2006: The Saturday Profile
For Muslim Who Says Violence Destroys Islam, Violent Threats
By JOHN M. BRODER
LOS ANGELES, March 10 — Three weeks ago, Dr. Wafa Sultan was a largely unknown Syrian-American psychiatrist living outside Los Angeles, nursing a deep anger and despair about her fellow Muslims.
Today, thanks to an unusually blunt and provocative interview on Al Jazeera television on Feb. 21, she is an international sensation, hailed as a fresh voice of reason by some, and by others as a heretic and infidel who deserves to die.
In the interview, which has been viewed on the Internet more than a million times and has reached the e-mail of hundreds of thousands around the world, Dr. Sultan bitterly criticized the Muslim clerics, holy warriors and political leaders who she believes have distorted the teachings of Muhammad and the Koran for 14 centuries.
She said the world’s Muslims, whom she compares unfavorably with the Jews, have descended into a vortex of self-pity and violence.
Dr. Sultan said the world was not witnessing a clash of religions or cultures, but a battle between modernity and barbarism, a battle that the forces of violent, reactionary Islam are destined to lose.
In response, clerics throughout the Muslim world have condemned her, and her telephone answering machine has filled with dark threats. But Islamic reformers have praised her for saying out loud, in Arabic and on the most widely seen television network in the Arab world, what few Muslims dare to say even in private.
“I believe our people are hostages to our own beliefs and teachings,” she said in an interview this week in her home in a Los Angeles suburb.
Dr. Sultan, who is 47, wears a prim sweater and skirt, with fleece-lined slippers and heavy stockings. Her eyes and hair are jet black and her modest manner belies her intense words: “Knowledge has released me from this backward thinking. Somebody has to help free the Muslim people from these wrong beliefs.”
Perhaps her most provocative words on Al Jazeera were those comparing how the Jews and Muslims have reacted to adversity. Speaking of the Holocaust, she said, “The Jews have come from the tragedy and forced the world to respect them, with their knowledge, not with their terror; with their work, not with their crying and yelling.”
She went on, “We have not seen a single Jew blow himself up in a German restaurant. We have not seen a single Jew destroy a church. We have not seen a single Jew protest by killing people.”
She concluded, “Only the Muslims defend their beliefs by burning down churches, killing people and destroying embassies. This path will not yield any results. The Muslims must ask themselves what they can do for humankind, before they demand that humankind respect them.”
Her views caught the ear of the American Jewish Congress, which has invited her to speak in May at a conference in Israel. “We have been discussing with her the importance of her message and trying to devise the right venue for her to address Jewish leaders,” said Neil B. Goldstein, executive director of the organization.
She is probably more welcome in Tel Aviv than she would be in Damascus. Shortly after the broadcast, clerics in Syria denounced her as an infidel. One said she had done Islam more damage than the Danish cartoons mocking the Prophet Muhammad, a wire service reported.
DR. SULTAN is “working on a book that — if it is published — it’s going to turn the Islamic world upside down.”
“I have reached the point that doesn’t allow any U-turn. I have no choice. I am questioning every single teaching of our holy book.”
The working title is, “The Escaped Prisoner: When God Is a Monster.”
Dr. Sultan grew up in a large traditional Muslim family in Banias, Syria, a small city on the Mediterranean about a two-hour drive north of Beirut. Her father was a grain trader and a devout Muslim, and she followed the faith’s strictures into adulthood.
But, she said, her life changed in 1979 when she was a medical student at the University of Aleppo, in northern Syria. At that time, the radical Muslim Brotherhood was using terrorism to try to undermine the government of President Hafez al-Assad. Gunmen of the Muslim Brotherhood burst into a classroom at the university and killed her professor as she watched, she said.
“They shot hundreds of bullets into him, shouting, ‘God is great!’ ” she said. “At that point, I lost my trust in their god and began to question all our teachings. It was the turning point of my life, and it has led me to this present point. I had to leave. I had to look for another god.”
She and her husband, who now goes by the Americanized name of David, laid plans to leave for the United States. Their visas finally came in 1989, and the Sultans and their two children (they have since had a third) settled in with friends in Cerritos, Calif., a prosperous bedroom community on the edge of Los Angeles County.
After a succession of jobs and struggles with language, Dr. Sultan has completed her American medical licensing, with the exception of a hospital residency program, which she hopes to do within a year. David operates an automotive-smog-check station. They bought a home in the Los Angeles area and put their children through local public schools. All are now American citizens.
BUT even as she settled into a comfortable middle-class American life, Dr. Sultan’s anger burned within. She took to writing, first for herself, then for an Islamic reform Web site called Annaqed (The Critic), run by a Syrian expatriate in Phoenix.
An angry essay on that site by Dr. Sultan about the Muslim Brotherhood caught the attention of Al Jazeera, which invited her to debate an Algerian cleric on the air last July.
In the debate, she questioned the religious teachings that prompt young people to commit suicide in the name of God. “Why does a young Muslim man, in the prime of life, with a full life ahead, go and blow himself up?” she asked. “In our countries, religion is the sole source of education and is the only spring from which that terrorist drank until his thirst was quenched.”
Her remarks set off debates around the globe and her name began appearing in Arabic newspapers and Web sites. But her fame grew exponentially when she appeared on Al Jazeera again on Feb. 21, an appearance that was translated and widely distributed by the Middle East Media Research Institute, known as Memri.
Memri said the clip of her February appearance had been viewed more than a million times.
“The clash we are witnessing around the world is not a clash of religions or a clash of civilizations,” Dr. Sultan said. “It is a clash between two opposites, between two eras. It is a clash between a mentality that belongs to the Middle Ages and another mentality that belongs to the 21st century. It is a clash between civilization and backwardness, between the civilized and the primitive, between barbarity and rationality.”
She said she no longer practiced Islam. “I am a secular human being,” she said.
The other guest on the program, identified as an Egyptian professor of religious studies, Dr. Ibrahim al-Khouli, asked, “Are you a heretic?” He then said there was no point in rebuking or debating her, because she had blasphemed against Islam, the Prophet Muhammad and the Koran.
Dr. Sultan said she took those words as a formal fatwa, a religious condemnation. Since then, she said, she has received numerous death threats on her answering machine and by e-mail.
One message said: “Oh, you are still alive? Wait and see.” She received an e-mail message the other day, in Arabic, that said, “If someone were to kill you, it would be me.”
Dr. Sultan said her mother, who still lives in Syria, is afraid to contact her directly, speaking only through a sister who lives in Qatar. She said she worried more about the safety of family members here and in Syria than she did for her own.
“I have no fear,” she said. “I believe in my message. It is like a million-mile journey, and I believe I have walked the first and hardest 10 miles.”

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The Gift

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SCI FI Channel is currently conducting the first-ever nationwide search for America’s most talented new psychic. Eight finalists will be selected by a panel of experts to compete on SCI FI’s new original reality series The Gift, slated to premiere this summer.
First of all, I can’t wait to see what these experts look like. Second and more important, if you are a psychic, then how do you not know you won already? I would love to see 8 people besieging the producer saying “Of course I won! I’m psychic! Dismiss these pretenders immediately!”
Via Monty

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Why Not To Vote For Vernon Robinson For U.S. Congress

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Having helped run a congressional campaign, I would never have allowed this Twilight Zone commercial to run but it did and boy did it kick up some controversy. It is so bigoted its almost funny as Vernon Robinson is “unabashedly and unalterably opposed to racial quotas, special rights for homosexuals, the United Nations, the proliferation of frivolous lawsuits, women in combat, pork barrel spending, useless government programs and agencies, onerous regulations, and all tax hikes.” He’s a Republican. Couldn’t you guess?
Speaking of “The Twilight Zone,” after the jump read an interesting article about its creator, Mr. Rod Serling, and Binghamton, a city I hold near and dear to my heart.
Via Moeller
Our Towns; Submitted for Your Approval, a Homecoming
By PETER APPLEBOME (NYT) 921 words
Published: February 26, 2006
Binghamton, N.Y. – CONSIDER, if you will, one Rodman Edward Serling, a fortunate boy from a fortunate town, who grew up in a rambling stucco house a short walk from Recreation Park, where the music from the carousel wafted through the air every summer evening. It all seemed so perfect, as if it would last forever. Only, somehow, things took an odd detour, and then another — until he ended up instead in a place of shadows and smoke, a place we know as the Twilight Zone.
Or so might the opener go if Rod Serling ever did a ”Twilight Zone” episode on Rod Serling. But, then, as people in Binghamton know, he often did, returning time and again to the sights and sounds of his childhood as if coming back for something he had left behind.
So it’s not surprising that 31 years after his death, there’s a movement afoot to build a Rod Serling Museum in an old Victorian house on Main Street. It’s also not surprising that on April 21 and 22, Ithaca College, where he once taught, will offer what’s billed as the first academic conference on Serling’s work.
What is surprising is that it feels not so much like a memorial to a man whose work is long done but like a coda to an episode still playing out.
You don’t have to be someone who grew up with ”The Twilight Zone,” which was on the air from 1959 to 1964, to have been touched by Serling’s work. Thanks to endless ”Twilight Zone” reruns and voluminous Web and print scholarship, Serling seems more alive now than at the time of his death, at age 50. His surreal vision of the dread beneath everyday life — a critic once likened him to ”a living-room Bertolt Brecht” — has long since become a part of the American subconscious. To be reminded how contemporary he remains, check out ”Number 12 Looks Just Like You,” in which every girl is rendered perfect through mandatory plastic surgery in the impossibly distant year 2000.
Serling, whose writing credits also include scripts like ”Requiem for a Heavyweight” and the original ”Planet of the Apes,” has long been revered in his hometown. But only in the past few months has a local entrepreneur, Michael Weinstein, come up with the plan for a museum (www.rodserlingmuseum.com), which he hopes to open in fall 2007. The Rod Serling Memorial Foundation, in town, is on board, and his widow and others have expressed support, he said.
The plan is to house the museum in a Victorian building next to Mr. Weinstein’s eccentric Bundy Museum, dedicated to the workplace time clocks invented by Willard L. Bundy and to African art. Mr. Weinstein hopes to have exhibits on Serling’s radio and television work and his teaching, and would like eventually to recreate ”Twilight Zone” sets at a third Victorian he owns.
Mr. Weinstein has a long way to go to make this work, but it’s a safe bet that Serling would have approved.
For all his professional success, Serling had a difficult life. He was increasingly alienated from politics and culture and often caught up in a Hollywood life that probably didn’t deliver what it seemed to promise. But he loved Binghamton the way expatriates cling to the old country.
”Everybody has to have a hometown,” he once said. ”Binghamton’s mine. In the strangely brittle, terribly sensitive makeup of a human being, there is a need for a place to hang a hat or a kind of geographical womb to crawl back into, or maybe just a place that’s familiar because that’s where you grew up.”
His most famous homage to Binghamton was an episode called ”Walking Distance.” In it, a man returns to his hometown, where everything, even the carousel, is the same, and he sees himself as a little boy. He’s desperate to rejoin his family and childhood self, but his father, telling him there’s only ”one summer to every customer,” banishes him to the dreary adult present.
AND, in truth, Binghamton would be a hard place for him to return to. It was once so prosperous that even the Great Depression passed by like a glancing gust of foul weather. But most of the factory jobs, lumber and shoe making, defense and cigars are long gone, and the population has dwindled from a high of 85,000 in the mid-1950’s to about 47,000 now.
But then Serling, as ”Walking Distance” shows, probably already knew that. So he tells us at the end that his protagonist is successful at most things, ”but not in the one effort that all men try at some time in their lives: trying to go home again.” He may be seduced some night by the distant music of a calliope and sounds of laughter in the dark and think he can recapture the parks and merry-go-rounds of his youth.
But alas: ”He’ll smile then, too, because he’ll know it is just an errant wish, some wisp of memory, not too important really, some laughing ghosts that cross a man’s mind — that are part of the Twilight Zone.”